There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

hashtags suck balls

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A man died.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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