Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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