- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

the lemon was sweet.

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