- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Poop.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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