What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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