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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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