How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Justin Bieber.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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womens rights

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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