- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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