this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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