A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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