What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Take part of what?

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Racial Equality

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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