- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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