what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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