A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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