- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Jordan is pregant

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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