- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

matt is fat

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Tim likes girls

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Heskey time.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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