- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A fish swims up your penis...

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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