- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

batman has diarrhea

the WNBA

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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