What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

binladin walks into the american seals

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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