What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Male leadership.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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N-E Pats never cheated

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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