- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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