- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

irish man drinking john smiths

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