- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I asked her where you were.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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