- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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