Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Donald Trump

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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