- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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