Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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