How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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black chicken. kfc

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

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