How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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