- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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