If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Women's rights

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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