- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

womans having rights.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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