Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

osama bin laden is dead

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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