A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Women's rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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