A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Kys

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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