- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

The Qur'an

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

PENIS lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Denard Robinson

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

A baby seal walks into a club.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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