my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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