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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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