- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

bite me

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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