- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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