- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Feminism.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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