Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

i hate non minorities!

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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