- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Small Penis.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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