- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

i keep getting thumbs down...

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

rent a cops

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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