- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

I have a really funny joke.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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