It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Anti Joke

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