- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

anti jokes are really funny

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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