What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's blue? The sky.

Whats worse than a joke? This

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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