- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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