What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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