- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

... Chan chan

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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