- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Sir, your wife is dead

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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