"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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