- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Nero, sure you are okay?

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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