- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

call me maybe.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

my mind's eye?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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