What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

I C U P White stuff

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

a person who will soon die of beeties

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

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