- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??