What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call an arab ?

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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