- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's brown an sticky Shit

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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