- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Soccer...

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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