- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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