mental kid

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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