What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A man penetrates another man.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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