What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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