- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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