Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Bitch

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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