- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

ever tried african food? they neither

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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