- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What if I told you.....potatoe

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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