Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Feminism.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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homosexual

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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