- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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