- Anti Joke

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday