Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A man goes to the potty.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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