what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What do you call an amazing person Good

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

pobody's nerfect

Christ is a conspiracy

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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