- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Women's rights.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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