- Anti Joke

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine