- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Chicken

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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