- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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