- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Take part of what?

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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