why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Haha, I get it..

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A man buys a prius

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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