- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

knock knock come in !

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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