roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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A American seeking into mexico

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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