Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

I used to know what alzheimers was

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

White men's rights

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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