What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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