whats brown and sticky a stick

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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