- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

irish man drinking john smiths

Not a joke.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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