a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

I hate blackniggers

ejaculation JLR

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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