- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

tim has no humor

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

I was watching Fox news.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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