- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.