eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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