- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did john say to bob Hey bob

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.