Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A American seeking into mexico

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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