what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

whats brown and sticky a stick

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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