- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

There's my tractor.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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