- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

I was watching Fox news.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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