What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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This isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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