- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Want to hear a joke? No.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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