- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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