What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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