- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Your girlfriend.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A cat playing laser tag.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

I was once a hamster.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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