- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Major League Soccer

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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