- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A man walks into a bar

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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