- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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