- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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