- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

360 NO SCOPE

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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