- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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