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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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