- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

I have read the terms and conditions

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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