- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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