- Anti Joke

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Detroit has a low crime rate

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.