hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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My mom

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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