Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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