What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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sky's sty

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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