How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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