- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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