- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Granny porn!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

it was all Tagart

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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