- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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