Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do I hate? people

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

yolo your orange looks orange

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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