- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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