So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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