- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are joking right?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

I hate long jokes -_-

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Tim likes girls

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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