- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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