What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Kys

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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