- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A jew enters a mall.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.