- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Beka has AIDS

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

ure mama's so fat

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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