- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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