Tony Romo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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