- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Yo mama so fat.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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