What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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