What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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