A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Anthony sucks

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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