- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?