Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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