a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Ben Affleck

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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