What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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