- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Women's Rights

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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