- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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