Dumbledore dies.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Go away still nothing to see

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Anti Joke

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