Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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