- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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