You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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haha

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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i committed murder

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Knock knock Go away

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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