- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??