- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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