why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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