knock knock go away

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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