- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

No!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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