Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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