- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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