why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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THE GAME

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Women's Rights

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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