- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

knock knock Dave's not here.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Knock Knock Who did that?

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Religion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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