- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

run farther?

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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