Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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