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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Oh s***

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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