- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

what are three short words? i a am

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A jew enters a mall.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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