Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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