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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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