- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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