- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Camerons hair is Curly..

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Who wants water? I do.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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