Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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