Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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WOw you have no life

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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